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'Cow ain't chow' notebook
'Mates don't go on plates' notebook
Anti-social not Anti-sexual
Assorted greeting card set
Bitch please...have a happy birthday!
Chin up love
Coconut oil is my bitch
Cow Ain't Chow
Happy birthday to a half decent human
Happy it's all about you day!
I hope your birthday is as splendid as you are!
I like you potatoes
I like your bits and also your pieces
I like your squidgy bits
I'll just have world peace and a side of fries please
It would be such a hassle to find someone new
Mates don't go on plates
Oi Happy Birthday!
Set of 4 recycled notebooks
Shall I put a deposit down on the coffin yet?
Thank you for letting me feel you up on occasion
Thank you for the thing you did..
Thanks for not always being a dickhead