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Bitch please...have a happy birthday!
Happy birthday to a half decent human
You're so lucky that I believe in loving unconditionally
I like your bits and also your pieces
Shall I put a deposit down on the coffin yet?
Chin up love
Assorted greeting card set
Thanks for squeezing me out of your bits!
You my dear...have a nice arse
I like your squidgy bits
Thanks for not always being a dickhead
You are too cool..
I like you potatoes
Oi Happy Birthday!
You're mine.. haha, good luck.
Thank you for the thing you did..
You're a good'un
You me forever
You make me feel a lot of things
You mah fave
You are the only one that I'd let drive me this mad
You are proper marvellous!
Thank you for letting me feel you up on occasion
It would be such a hassle to find someone new